Sunday, February 16, 2014

A dollop of this and a dash of that...

   It won't come as a surprise to many if I say this has been a long, cold, snowy winter and we still have several weeks to go before it may begin to feel like Spring. The first few days of cold and snow are just fine and it's easy to find something to do, but after the number of stormy days we have had so far, I am not sure how many more times I can clean out the 'junk drawer'. So... looking for something to occupy my time, I thought that maybe a bit of cooking might fit the bill. After all, these are desperate times.
   I can handle the grill and hamburgers pretty well but I am not a cook or a baker, although I have been known to whip up a pie every now and then, pumpkin being my favorite, as long as I don't have to make the pie crust from scratch and everything else comes in a can. The ready made pie crusts in the frozen food department at the local store work just fine for me.
   I must admit there are times  the recipes are somewhat confusing. I know how to measure a cup of flour or use those little spoons that are labeled 1 tsp or 1 tbsp for additional spices, but there are some measures I don't understand.
   Add a 'pinch' of salt! How much is a pinch of salt. The amount in a pinch may vary depending upon the size of one's fingers.
   Perhaps the directions call for a 'smidgen' or two of nutmeg. A 'smidgen' is...how much? Does that differ from a pinch?
   One recipe called for just a 'trace' of vanilla extract. I thought that a trace of something involved paper and a pencil. If it's just a trace, why include it in the recipe at all. But then, in the next line, it says to add a 'dash' of cinnamon to personal taste and liking. I always thought a dash was of the 100 or 200 yard type, like at a track meet.
   Building a fine piece of furniture or sewing a piece of clothing usually require precise and accurate measuring, thus the saying...”measure twice and cut once.” But fine cooking? It requires a very different set of skills and obviously a lot of experience in order to get it to taste 'just right'.
   The recipe for the chocolate chips cookies suggests at least two 'handful' of chocolate chips. My hand is fairly small which means less chocolate chips per cookie in the mix, right? By the way, I prefer to substitute those little peanut flavored chips instead of the chocolate ones, or may I'll use one handful of each?
   Several 'drops' of vegetable oil will keep the pasta from sticking together in the bowl, but I guess too many drops may cause the pasta to slip and slide out of the bowl or off the dinner plate.
   A 'dollop' of sour cream on a freshly baked potato is very tasty. Along with an additional 'dab' of butter too often though and you have the makings of an eventual trip to your doctor to be treated for high cholesterol.
   Another recipe called for a 'nip' of sherry or cognac while cooking the chicken fillets over low heat in the skillet. No problem here. One 'nip' for the pan and one 'nip' for the cook. OK. Two for the cook. Those chicken fillets are beginning to smell better already.
   A 'speck' of food coloring added to a cake batter can transform a plain old pound cake into a colorful addition to the dessert plate, piled high with vanilla ice cream and hot fudge sauce.
   Some have called “good cooking” a science. The 'chefs' on television make it look very easy as they move about the stage adding a dash of this and a dollop of that in such dramatic fashion. The sciences I am familiar with, however, are very precise and accurate in their measurements, Otherwise, something might just blow up.
   What I would really like to see is just a 'smidgen' more of winter, a few less 'specks' of snow and one less 'handful' of salt that I need to throw on the ice in my driveway. Until then, I think I'll leave the cooking to the experts and sit back and enjoy one more 'nip' of sherry before I take a nap.

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