Sunday, January 11, 2015

AAAAA......(Don't worry. Your eyes are fine)

   I was recently part of a discussion in which, for the most part, I had no clue what was being said. Now for me, that might not be that unusual and there will be some who will agree. But in this particular situation, I was somewhat, or I thought I was, familiar with the topic and the subject matter. But the person leading the discussion used so many abbreviations and shortened terms in his presentation it was difficult to follow and understand. In his speech he had forgotten one very important thing, his audience. Many in the room, including myself, needed a dictionary of terms and abbreviations to understand what he was trying to tell us. We were not familiar with all the acronyms, abbreviations and shortcuts.
   Several months ago, with a new cell phone in hand, I ventured into the world of texting and sending messages via my phone and I wrote a blog about the 'new' language and the spelling of words that was quickly taking over the world. One year later, I still often have difficulty understanding some of the messages sent to me, but I'm catching on thanks to an understanding granddaughter.
   Acronyms are a bit different than many of the texting shortcuts and have been used a long time, or so I am told.
   According to Wikipedia, and who would ever doubt Wikipedia, an acronym “is an abbreviation formed from the initial components of a word or phrase.” OMG! The definition goes on to say that while abbreviations for words and phrases have been used for many years, the 20th century has seen a dramatic rise in their use as we look to find ways to shorten our speech and writing. But does it shorten our understanding?
So let me send you a brief memo..............
To all staff,
The ETS and the HO will be conducting a TBA over the next several months. SV's, AC's and AA's will be assigned a specific ICT during this time. On the forms provide to you, be sure to include your MOB and your HOTs that you generally perform each day.
After you have completed your individual TBA, be sure to E-File the results on the appropriate AIF immediately to your SV.
Thank you for your cooperation, understanding and participation in this very important job assignment study.
FM
   Out of the context from the business or industry from which these acronyms came, you might have no idea what was taking place or what an employee was being asked to do. Even if you work within this group you still might not know.
   I was not surprised to recently learn that in many organizations new employees are given, in addition to all the other paperwork the fill out a sign, a copy of the “The Company Guide to Abbreviations ” in order to help and assist in learning to understand the business language, terms and jargon. And how do I know this? I was given one of those guides at my recent orientation.
   Abbreviation and acronyms have been around for many years. Some are quite funny.
   For example....AAAAA (see blog title) is the American Association Against Acronym Abuse. If you happen to see AATO , know that Acronyms Are Taking Over. If you thought that ABC was a television channel, you might be partially correct. ABC......A Boring Channel. Everyone knows about FAQ's, And maybe with April 1 just around the corner, you may want to think about pulling off an AFJ, April Fool's Joke.
   As the world continues to change, as we move forward toward a total butchering of language and communication, I envision a society where we do very little speaking or writing in full or complete sentences or thoughts, where correct spelling was something taught by Mrs. Graham back in the second grade, rest her soul, and junior high English, where we learned that a sentence must have a subject and verb. What's a subject and verb anyway? Are these  just a distant memory of a missed ALO (a learning opportunity).
   I have come to the conclusion there is a transition taking place. With the increasing use of texting, once easy and understandable abbreviations such as IBM or AT&T are being replaced with a new language and unless someone publishes the 'U.S. Guide to Abbreviations for the Common Citizen,' we may never truly understand what each other is trying to say.... to each other. (Poor subject-verb agreement there.)
   And about that FAQ? We all know that is an acronym for 'frequently asked questions.' So my most frequently asked question is quickly becoming....”What did the memo just say? Did I forgot to submit my QCB on time! What's a QCB?”
  I guess over time I'll start to figure all this out.  UNT........be safe!

Full and fair disclosure... The memo included in the blog was not a real  memo. The acronyms are, however.

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